...May I just take a moment to recount the hilarity?
The past week has been SO FUN RIGHT NOW! Perhaps it all began with the good vibe that was...dun dun dun...MONDAY NIGHT DINNER VOL. 1!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steph, Annette and I....crazy. Just sick and crazy.
And I find it hilarious how everything in our lives is highly contrived. Not our personalities, but our sense of humor. For example...let us have the most delicious, albeit hickish, dinner ever, complete with MAN-wich, corn, fries, macaroni, and watermelon. No, we do not throw these little ditties together...they are completely planned out in order to truly capture the vibe at hand...God blessed us with muggalicious weather last week too which doubley enhanced said vibe when we had to strip our clothes off in shifts...sweet!
Anywaysssssssssssssssss, things have been superfun, highlighted by this past Saturday-to-Sunday. Much like a delicious Relient K song, I will now change gears
MAMA MIA MAMA MIA MAMA MIA LET ME GO!
DEEDLEDEEDEEDLEDEEDEEDLEDEE (MOUTH GUITAR)
WE HAD TO REALLY BE GOING NORTH CAUSE IT WAS COLDER!
LIKE WHEN SANTA SAYS HO HO HO EXTRA HO-ISHLY
DRUNK RUBERG-REMINISCENT MAN AT WAFFLE HOUSE
"AARON....LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW" AT 3 AM!
EXTRA SERIOUS FLUTE PLAYING NAVAJO/IROQUOIS/CHIPPEWA WITH WOLF
A PIECE OF ASS? A DIAMOND NECKLACE?
TAG TEAM OFF THE ROPE!
SINGING FAT LIP WITH OPERA VOICE
MY CAR IS MAKING A WEIRD NOISE......TURN THE RADIO UP!
MY CAR MADE A REALLY WEIRD NOISE AND SOMETHING HAPPENED UNDERNEATH OF IT.....PULL OVER!
MY CAR IS LEAKING GAS EVERYWHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"2 AM AND SH-" "no."
WELL THERE WAS THIS DAMN MECHANIC RACCOON, COMPLETE WITH DO-RAG AND OVERALLS...BUT THE OVERALLS GOT RIPPED OFF IN THE TUMULT, BUT I ASSURE YOU HE GRASPED ONTO THE PIPE UNDERNEATH MY CAR AND RIPPED IT OFF. I WILL BRING THE RIGORMORTISED RACCOON AS EXHIBIT A...PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE GLUE ON HIS HANDS.
Amazing how shit going down with my car is inconsequential due to the AWESOME SWEETNESS leading up to the catastrophe. Even though we could've died but that's neither here nor there.
All I have to say is, yes, shite happens and some more shite happens, but at the end of the day, when you and your friends are like a hurricane o' hilarity crashing into a sleepy man's life after a 2 hour drive at 3 in the morning, bestowing him with some awesomeness and then leaving....it says a lot.
So many volumes said merely by the fact that no one else will ever understand how HI-larious any of this was.....except Broox. Which is why one of us has to marry him.
GOODBYE MY LIEGE